Just For Fun

I’ve got the first day of school jitters.
Thinking of skipping out but I’m no quitter.
Hard hitter, straight spitter,
Making the rules like Bob Ditter.

Schemed outfit. Lookin clean, lookin fresh.
Sitting in the front row, the teachers are impressed.
Leaving them other kids in the dust, they feeling depressed.
Taking today as my own with no regrets.

I’ll straight up run these halls.
Write my name on every bathroom stall.
Make all the important calls.
Turn this cake upside down from wall to wall.

And this is just the first day of more to come.
These kids running scared like a pig from a gun.
But I’m just here to have fun,
So get comfy and warm your buns.