Haiku

The roses are red
I water them every day
The violets are dead

So Siq

I throw up when you show up.
I'm so doped up...
On antibiotics.
I'm so sick of your disease,
You need to take your drama and leave,
Get me a tissue I'm about to sneeze.
*Achoo*
I'm sorry, I'm allergic to your bull.
Did you really think you could take me for a fool?
What a tool.